Rusty Shackleford has the real poop that non-journalists like AP won’t give you:
[There will be a special gift coming on the day of the blessed invasion of Manhattan…] (Fox)
I think that we shall begin to call all our youngest’s dirty diapers “special gifts” in honor of the Jihadists. The youngest is a baby and has not yet become civilized. Of course, the counter-civilized Jihadists have no excuse for their “special gifts” that spring from their moral depravity. They have seen civilization and rejected it. The baby is just a baby.
Still, poop is poop. No matter what name you give it.