Giant Lego Man-i-festo

LEGO GOG AND MAGOG: There were LegoTM brand Giants on the earth in those days. And they married with the daughters of man, and bred powerful, warlike races of Vikings and sea-rovers and Rus, and also beekeepers. I was one of many Giant LegoTM Men and Women in those days. We ruled the earth in the day of the LegoTM.

Then men were raised up from the animals, life went on and we retreated to our mountain fastnesses, and to sunken LegolantisTM where we hid and bided our time and watched to see if the sons of man would need our assistance.

Then almost a hundred years ago the crowns of Europe clashed and lost their heads or their power and the survivors fled. Europe was no longer led by her nobility, but by bureaucrats and revolutionaries. Twenty years after the darkness came again, this time even worse. Denmark was one of the few lands that stood against the dark, and after the war we left our secret places and the Giant LegoTM Men returned to Denmark. The world is on the brink of a horrendous disaster, and we the Giant LegoTM Men will support good men when they fight for civilization against the forces of chaos and ignorance. Even in the Netherlands.

Remember the Giant LegoTM Men’s battle cry, “No Real Than You Are!” and take heart.

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