The Birminghamster has a very clever spoof.
“It is with a great deal of pleasure that I announce that we have selected Donald Rumsfeld as our new head football coach,” university athletics director Mal Moore said. “Rummy brings a mixture of grit and experience to our program, while at the same time, a 6-year career in the Defense Department has prepared him for the step he is taking today.
The 74-year-old Rumsfeld has been a defense specialist for Washington for years, under two Presidents Bush, Reagan and Nixon.
At least I think it’s a spoof.
h/t: GM Roper