Five Letters from Bin Laden

Found, in Pakistan, five letters from Bin Laden. That’s basically what the article says, with a few unimportant details thrown in.

Update: It would be poetic if the five letters were E-I-E-I-O

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had a gun
E-I-E-I-O
With a pop pop here and a pop pop there here a pop there a pop everywhere a pop pop

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had a bomb
E-I-E-I-O
With a bang bang here and a bang bang there here a bang there a bang everywhere a bang bang

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had four wives
E-I-E-I-O
With a nag nag here and a nag nag there here a nag there a nag everywhere a nag nag

Old bin Laden had a cave
E-I-E-I-O
And in that cave he had despair
E-I-E-I-O
With a lost cause here and a lost cause there here a moan there a moan everywhere a long groan

Old bin Laden had a cave
boo-hoo-freaking-hoo

perhaps he’ll die.

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